Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
The struggles of a small town man whore
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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