What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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