Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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