I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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