we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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