Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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