and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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