I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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