Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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