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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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