also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
how does that bad decision feel?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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