There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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