Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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