i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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