The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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