All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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