I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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