Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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