I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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