were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
