Your tits are I can't wait for
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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