wakey wakey hands off snakey
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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