new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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