I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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