I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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