i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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