Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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