...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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