Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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