found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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