don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Drunk is a universal language darling
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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