dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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