Don't you send me to vm
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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