yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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