I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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