you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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