Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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