So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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