My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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