So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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