Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Randomize
