i just had sex bonerless
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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