Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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