my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I miss vodka workout Fridays
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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