didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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