whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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