I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
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