is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
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the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
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Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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