I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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