So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
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Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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