I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
It's rum buckets o'clock
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
