I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
