But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I have post one night stand depression
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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