That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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